I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Flag parodies f you allow the government

f you allow the government to break the law during an emergency

this t-shirt may instantly vault your casual wardrobe into a new epic and enviable level some gentlemen never achieve

Printed on combed ringspun cotton fine jersey long sleeve tees

These combed ringspun cotton unisex shirts are incredibly soft

This model is in a heather forest color

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Flag parodies f you allow the governmentYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these durable flags made right here in the USA by our crack squad of seamstresses. 100% polyester Knitted